my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

oh my god i’m in love with a porn star, i’m in love with a foreign car. they both topless

geoffrox:

"If it makes you feel any better, you taste much better than we thought you would."

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Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.
(via nauticalneurotic)
im here with the stunningly beautiful..myself

generally:

im fuckin dying 

kobetyrant:

legendaryunknown:

kobetyrant:

proof black don’t crack: daughter (left) and her mother (right) at her grad party

yall bullshittin rite? thats beyonce an rihanna

is that their names? still a cute family! u can barely tell which is the daughter

kobetyrant:

legendaryunknown:

kobetyrant:

proof black don’t crack: daughter (left) and her mother (right) at her grad party

yall bullshittin rite? thats beyonce an rihanna

is that their names? still a cute family! u can barely tell which is the daughter

Beyoncé x Looks

geckowinchesters:

*me during the zombie apocalypse*